The Private Diary of Rayne Maker: "A Dime's Worth"

Monday Feeling guilty about (a) The Armadillo Group’s mass layoffs of people like Donny Drucker and Nancy Nebraska; (b) my near defection to Pippa Pecker’s upstart consulting firm; and (c) missing Theo’s fourth birthday party last week due to Fang’s false teeth fixative interim prez. Pointless guilt, though — Donny is happily writing his exposé of Attila the Hun/Ken Armadillo, Pippa is picking my brain for free instead of paying me salary, and Theo forgave me when I showed up at bedtime with a box full of sample dentures. Home tonight to bizarre Play-doh dinosaur embedded with hundreds of human teeth.